No way

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 03/22/2016 at 08:42 • Filed to: Npocp, Craigslist

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There’s no way this is a real Impala SS for $4k. Nuh uh. No way. I don’t believe it.

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deprecated account > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 08:47

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Looks legit to me. Grab it while you can! Or ask to look at it then run the VIN

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 08:47

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That’s about what they go for. Amazingly.

CalzoneGolem > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 08:48

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I believe it.

EL_ULY > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 08:50

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Imposiburuu, this is at the very least a typo for $14,000

Dru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 08:50

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Best old man car ever made. I've always wanted one, in black cherry no less. It does look rather tired, but I think a few weekends worth of work and you'd have a well sorted modern classic. NP!

LongbowMkII > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 08:50

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Just be wary of displayed mileage. The odometers go out on these often.

crowmolly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 08:53

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I am guessing FE collision and it needs an opti.

And check the VIN

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/22/2016 at 08:53

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Or, I should say that’s what an average example that hadn’t beed a garage queen goes for.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > EL_ULY 03/22/2016 at 08:56

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Were it black I bet it'd be listed for that much.

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 09:09

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I once had a friend (we’ll call him Earl) with one, he was so obsessed that he made it part of his email address: earlsimpalass@email.com . So we all took to calling him “Earl’s Simple Ass” (or Earl's Pimpled Ass) because that's how it looked when you read it too fast. Cool story, bros.

Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 09:15

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Nope, that looks like a real SS. Though, it’s clearly seen better days. I paid $11K for a ‘96 with 54K miles in excellent (stock) condition. $4K-$5K is the going rate for B-Body Imp’s over 100,000 miles.

However, these came with 3.08 gears from the factory, so beware the ‘true posi rear end with 373 gears’...

functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 09:19

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I took driver’s ed in an Impala SS of that generation. That was sweet. Except I didn’t like that it was an automatic, I didn’t really know what to do with that. Seriously. I was much more comfortable with a manual, and still am.

mr2gud2u > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 09:29

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I sold my 96 for 3k, but is was beat up. 200k + miles on it, and the interior was in a bad way.

Konstant > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 10:37

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Carfax will help check mileage. As for its authenticity, you need to check the trunk sticker and look for the WX3 code.

 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/22/2016 at 12:26

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Looks beat. You will probably have to put another 5k into it to make it presentable.